TGIF

You have one of those nights where all you do is dream, you know you have been asleep forever but it feels like you didn’t get a wink of sleep. In the morning, it's so bloody hard to wake up. I am not much of a dreamer and sometimes I wished I am, just for fun. Last night was crazy where it was like a TV series in my head. But the people inside it were all people I know.

The whole time I was dreaming about work on how to integrate two application systems. For the uninitiated it is like trying to make 2 different species talk to each other, like a chicken and a duck. I think the late nights in the office is taking a toll on me. In between the other episodes in my dream, I was fretting that my work is not done and there are still loopholes I did not cover. Potong stim.

The other part of my dream is a famous Malaysian DJ we call GrooveDoctor suddenly has the fetish to dress like a woman. Bra and all. I am no homophobic unless the homo hits on me. What threw me off was this dude is the huge and cuddly type, hair that will make Gillette increase their 5-year sales. So imagine when he walks into the room, wearing a bra and boxers and go something like, “I’ve always liked being a woman, I think it’s time for me to be truthful to myself and all of you”. And I went, “put something on, you are scaring the bejesus out of us!” But he went on and on that it is his true calling to be a woman and started doing outdoor raves dressed as a woman with curly blond hair. Scary like hell.

In between the weirdness of everything, a friend of mine, Redza was bouncing around and inviting everyone to his house for a party. My bf and I in the dream were thinking. “Why is this scrawny guy so hyper and stop forcing us to go to his party”. He is not so scrawny in real life but he appeared to be like Smigel to me then.